As sick as a dog

Day 2 - still vomiting my guts out and of course diarhoea still persists. I have been popping pills into my body every 8 hours and forcing myself to intake fluid to avoid dehydation, the latter not very successful because fluid makes my stomach bloated and hence the urge to throw up again. I have lost 3 kg over the last 3 days and this is not normal! The last solid food I have taken in was risotto and that was of course the last solid substance I ejected from my digestive system. Needless to say, I am very sure I no longer can eat or smell pasta. Just the mere thought of it is enough to make me my stomach churn like a bloody tornado. This was the illness that put me off durians for the longest time (close to 10 years!). So goodbye to Italian food for me... Yew, enough already. I don't wanna think about it. This is bad. I am not able to go to work even though I know there's plenty to do. I'd much rather be at work than at home dealing with this crap and hanging on to the toilet bowl! Please cure me, Doc!!!