Just some old friends

Some rather entertaining chain emails amongst a few old friends...

Talking about "stature":
XX: you forget I can get your gf to corroborate your, erm, stature, although I wouldn't be that evil. =D

GF: Big or small is a relative comparison. Let's just say that, guys in general, their ego is bigger than... quote
XX, their stature; but it is, never the less, bigger than their brain ;)

XY: My stature is bigger than my brain?

That's all guys care about huh, "stature."

Talking about male strippers:
XX: Eh, XY, u seems to be more interested in male strippers than female le…GROSS!

XY: I am looking for some income on the side… hahaha…

GF: Good thing u know u could laugh about it U? Stripper? Hmmm…

XX: Feel free to audition/practice your routine in front of us, ahahahahah. we’ll give you some pointers!

XY: Errr… its quite ok. I think I need to get some pointers from “The Full Monty”

XX: Remember to watch your “full monty” and practice hard…we expect a good show in 2 weeks’ time. hahahah. but yes, like your GF, I think it would be more tolerable after copious amounts of alcohol.

XY: No show, I repeat, No Show!

Talking about the new guy in XY's office:
ME: So is this new guy young? Good looking or not?

XX: eh, why you interested in the new guy? give chance to the non-marrieds leh!

GF: Give chance also pointless, knowing what XY has been through, it is safely assumed that this new guy is basically getting peanut pay, doing monkey job. Even if he’s good looking, that will, at most, make him, a….handsome monkey.

XY: More like a handsome donkey.

GF: So, u were a not-bad-looking, got potential… donkey la?

XY: I am a stallion.

At this point, I'm sure most of us had burst out laughing.

I sure am looking forward to our get together dinner on the 21st. We will be going to PS Cafe, housed in a pretty bungalow far from the main thoroughfare, Holland Road. And of course, there will be lots of drinking (for me at least) after dinner. 7 days and counting...